Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
The patient goes to the dentist and says, "I have yellow teeth, what should I do?"
The dentist replies, "Wear a brown tie."
Why did the computer go to the Dentist?
Because it had a Blue-Tooth.
A woman goes to the Doctor and tells him she feels like a deck of cards.
The Doctor says to the woman, "Please sit down and I'll deal with you later."