I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"...
By Robin Banks.
Son: I watched a guy do 50 push-ups in a row. Can you do that, Dad?
Dad: Of course, son. Heck, I could probably watch someone do 100 push ups.
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday.
It had “Final Notice” written on the envelope.
Good.
They won’t be bothering me anymore.
If a man is bald in front, he's a thinker...
If he's bald in the back, he is a lover...
If he's bald in the front and back, he thinks he's a lover.