What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
A boy and his father go together for a boys’ day out at the zoo.
“Daddy, I don't like how that hyena is looking at me from behind that glass, it's quite scary!” says the boy.
“Shush, Jason, this is only the ticket office!”
Ricky: You really don't look good.
Bob: I have a cold.
Ricky: My goodness, AND you have a cold too!
I ordered an extension course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”.
Yesterday, I got the first lesson in the mail.
It was an empty envelope.