Three seniors are out for a stroll.
One of them remarks, “It’s windy.”
Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.”
The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.”
I was wanting to fly my 82 year old mother, who has never flown to Chicago, for a visit.
"No way am I getting on an air plane," was mother's response.
I replied, "Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air."
Mother said, "I know, I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."
What is the name of the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms!
My significant other and I were discussing mistakes we have made in our relationship.
I suggested she should embrace her mistakes.
She then hugged me.