To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...
I had it engraved with the cost.
I have finally found something I must be in love with...
GRAVITY!
I fall for it all the time.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
My wife has weekly lessons with Satan on how to be more evil...
I can vouch that what ever she charges him is well worth it!