Just before Santa took off for his annual around the world trip, Mrs. Claus looked out the window and commented...
"It looks like rain-dear!"
When I was a kid we had a game of trying to catch fireflies...
We called it HIDE-AND-GLOW-SEEK.
Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to WINDOWS 10?
I asked him and his reply was, "I still love VISTA baby!"
Why are ghosts banned from the liquor stores?
Because they would steal all the BOOS!