If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...
There's no need to remind her every half hour.
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."
So I was in the chemist lab and I said to the assistant, “What gets rid of germs?”
She said, "Ammonia cleaner."
I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”