There will be a baby boom in 9 months...
And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair...
I’ve heard nothing since.
“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?”
“Gladiator?”
“No, I really miss her.”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"