Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because today they got into a fight and 2021...
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9...
The odds were against me.
I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit...
My wife said it was a huge waist.