If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!
"We have your son," said the kidnapper.
"I don't have a son," says the woman.
"Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?"
"Oh God, you have my husband."
Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"
Son: "Soy milk."
Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"