I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer...
I saw it clearly through my binoculars!
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships just don't work out.
What do you get when a stoner, Jedi and surgeon walk into a bar?
Blunt Force Trauma.
I went bald early in life...
I have a comb...
I just can’t part with it.