I was introduced to a new guy at work. I said, "What’s your name?"

“Pole.”

"Your parents named you pole?“

"Yes.”

So I kept calling him Pole. At the end of the day another co-worker asked me, “Why are you calling him that?" So I explained why.

My co-worker just looked at me... "He’s from England. His name is Paul!

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet."

I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant.

For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

How do you start a fairy tale in the modern era?

"If elected, I promise..."