The Terminator movie, the Kennedy family and an Anabolic Steroid walked into a bar.
They were arguing loudly. The bartender said: "Keep it down. What you are arguing about?"
“We can’t agree which one of us made Arnold Schwarzenegger big.”
A friend of mine told me about the book club she joined.
It's called, "Read between the wines."
What do you call a scary hardware store?
Harbor Fright!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!