At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity?
Trick question.
Chuck Norris never loses.
"Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" is the name of an Oscar award winning movie.
It also describes where my body hurts.
I was a flat-earther for 4 years...
Then I turned 5.
So, it's me and an x-ray tech who's around 30 years younger than me.
Me: I'm going to see The Eagles tonight.
Tech: Who?
Me: The Eagles. The 70s rock band.
Tech: That's cool. Which casino they playing at?