We gathered at our four year old's birthday party. I asked the birthday girl, "What does a dog say?"

She answered, "Ruff ruff."

"What does a cat say?"

"Meow meow."

I asked one more, "What does the duck say?"

"Quack quack?"

"Very good... okay, one more. What does your grandma say?"

She answered with the loud voice, "OH MY GOD!"