My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week... She's going to call it Best By...
A customer recently shared with me about a little girl who boasted that she could beat her uncle in a footrace. But as it turned out, he made it around the track twice before she made it around even once! Isn't that a real niece lapper?
Grandson: Why did the elephant where red sneakers? Me: I don't know. Grandson: So he could hide in the cherry tree. Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? Me: No. Grandson: See, it works.