Recently while attending a dinner party, by way of conversation, the guest seated beside me asked "do you stir your coffee with your right hand or your left?” to which I replied "My right hand”. The response "interesting indeed, I stir mine with a spoon!”

Recently while attending a dinner party, by way of conversation, the guest seated beside me asked "do you stir your coffee with your right hand or your left?” to which I replied "My right hand”. The response "interesting indeed, I stir mine with a spoon!”

Pointing to a super train set, an old man said to the shop clerk, “I’ll take it!”

“I’m sure your grandson will like it, sir,” said the clerk.

“I suppose you are right,” sighed the old man, “You’d better give me two.”

“I see you’re losing your hair.”
“Nonsense. I know exactly where it is – down the bathroom sink.”