Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later!

There are only two rings in marriage, “the wedding ring" and "the suffering

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line.

When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"

"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With a good tail wind and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no time."