The older sister asks her younger brother, "What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?"

Without missing a beat, the little brother replies, "A list of everything I want."

A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:

"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."

Q.Whats wrong when your wife nags at you in the front room?

A.You made her chain too long.

Q.Whats wrong when your wife nags at you in the front room?

A.You made her chain too long.