Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
A: Sandwitch

A traffic cop pulled over a speeding motorist and asked, "Do you have any ID?"

The motorist replied, "About what?"

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop.

"I juggle them in my act."

"Oh, yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it.”

The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.

"Wow," says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

A young man was trying to park his car between two others. He put in reverse, and bang -right into the car behind him. He then went forward and bang - right into the car in front.
A young woman watching the maneuver couldn't contain herself, "Do you always park by ear?" she asked.