A policeman brought four boys before a judge. "They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor," he said.
"Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency. Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong."
"My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Pete," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen."
"My name is Peanuts," said the fourth boy.
Things to do While Downloading A File On Your Computer:
· Buff your mouse pad
· Make a list of things to download
· Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem
· Count to 500 in "click" language
· Go outside and actually breathe fresh air (don't overdo!)
· Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter
Things to do While Downloading A File On Your Computer:
· Buff your mouse pad
· Make a list of things to download
· Play a percussive beat on your thighs in time with your modem
· Count to 500 in "click" language
· Go outside and actually breathe fresh air (don't overdo!)
· Do a pushup for every blue bar on the progress meter
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"