One man asked a schoolboy, "How old is your father?"
The boy replied, "He is 8 years old."
Man: "What?"
Boy: "Because he became a father when I was born 8 years ago."

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: A no-eyed deer (say it out loud)

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: A still no-eyed deer.