Car owner: "Were you able to get my car started?"
Mechanic: "I'm afraid not, sir, the battery's flat."
Car owner: "What shape is it supposed to be?"
Windows: Please enter your new password.
User: potatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters long.
User: baked potatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password must contain at least one numerical character.
User: 3 baked potatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password cannot have any blank spaces.
User: 75bigdumbstinkinbakedpotatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case letter.
User: 75bigDUMBstinkinbakedpotatoes
Windows: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case letter consecutively
User: 75BigDumbStinkinBakedPotatoesSmashedInYourFaceIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightNow!
Windows: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
User: 75BigDumbStinkinBakedPotatoesSmashedInYourFaceIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightNowAndRightThisVeryMinute
Windows: Sorry, that password is already in use.
Joe: "I've heard about your wit."
Moe: "Oh, that's nothing."
Joe: "Yeah, that's what I've heard."
Little Johnny: "Dad, can I have a dollar, please?"
Dad: "Son, don't you think you're getting a bit old to ask for a dollar?"
Johnny: "Hmm, maybe you're right. Can I have five dollars?"