I just got a job making plastic Draculas.
There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
A mother and son where out for lunch at a diner.
The waitress says, "Cops and kids under 5 eat for free!"
Mother discreetly nudges her 6 year old.
The son says, "I'm a police."