I was drinking a margarita when a guy stood up and asked, "Does anyone here know CPR?"
Someone else stood up and said, "Yeah, I know the whole alphabet."
We all laughed and laughed and laughed... well, except this one guy.
Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Why did the hen cross the road?
To find the rooster.
A robber walked into a music store and then everybody got down!