Patient: "I'm having a problem with my eyes. I see something from far but then when I get there, there's nothing. It's gone."
Doctor: "It's a new disease. It's called ASRD syndrome."
Patient: "ASRD?"
Doctor: "It stands for 'Annual Salary Revision Deficiency' syndrome."
Waiter: These are the best eggs we have had for years!
Customer: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long!
The Law of Equality states:
The time taken by a wife when she says "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" is exactly equal to the to the time taken by husband when he says "I'll call you in 5 mins."