Husband: "I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day."
Wife: "But you already are the PM of a nation."
Husband: "Really, which nation?"
Wife: "The Imagi-nation."
Teacher: "You are the only one in the entire class who makes so many mistakes in the homework assignment."
Student: "That is not true, I am not the only one. My parents are involved in this as well!"
A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.
Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."
Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"