What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 4 shots.
What is the difference between a salon and a saloon?
A salon is where you go to make yourself look better.
A saloon is where you go to make everyone else look better.
NEWS BROADCASTER:
Today in London, British Rockers Pete Townsend and Rodger Daltry, of the band The Who, broke into a Veterinary Hospital.
It it reported they set free all the Rottweilers and Pitt Bulls.
Police in Scotland Yard stated, "They now know that 'The Who' let the dogs out!"