Teacher: "Hello, students! Can anyone tell me, what does the green dot on a 'Tiger Biscuit Packet' indicate?
After a few seconds of silence, one student replies.
"Hello, ma'am. The green dot means that the Tiger is 'Online'."
John: "Hey Rick, why are you standing below the tube light with your mouth open?"
Rick: "Because the doctor told me to have a light dinner, but I don't think this is working."
Store keeper: Good morning Sir! How may I help you?
Customer: Why is this water bottle cost so much? It's $20 per liter!
Store Keeper: Sir, this is pure water from an ancient glacier of the Alps. That's why it is very costly.
Customer: Pure water from the Alps, huh? Then why is the date of expiration September 2017?