If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...

How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?

Teacher: "Okay class let's start by sharing our dreams. What's yours David?"

David: "My dream is to earn $20,000 a month like my dad."

Teacher: "Wow! Your dad earns that much?"

David: "No ma'am, that's also my dad's dream."

The recent volcano eruptions in Kilauea and Volcan de Fuego prompted representatives all over the globe to have an Earthquake Summit.

When San Adreas arrived everyone point fingers and said, "It's your fault!"

Two mountaineers reached a huge, deep fissure in a glacier.

"Careful here," says one of them. "My mountain guide fell down there last year."

"I bet you felt bad about that," says the other.

He quipped, "Not really, it was pretty old and missing a few pages."