Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes dear.
Boy: Would you die for me?
Girl: No, mine is an undying love.
She has the face that could launch a thousand ships...
And attitude that could sink them all!
Mother and daughter are having a bonding moment.
Daughter: Mommy can you differentiate the words terrible and horrible for me?
Mother: Sure dear. Remember when we went to the beach last week?
Daughter: Yes I remember.
Mother: While swimming, your dad was caught by rip current.
Daughter: Oh, that's terrible!
Mother: That's right.
Daughter: Mommy, what about horrible?
Mother: The wave brought him back to shore.