What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?"
"You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.
A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs...
Blew my mind, I've been his customer for years and had no idea he was a barber!
Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?"
Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns."
Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"