My wife told me I was immature...
So I told her to get out of my pillow fort.
I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels"....
The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?"
I made a playlist for hiking. it has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
I asked my wife when her birthday was.
She said March 1st.
So I walked around the room and asked again.