As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. "
I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.
Murphy: "What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers, and plastic bottles?"
Liam: "What?"
Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”
Killing your father is called patricide.
Killing your mother is called matricide.
So, what is killing your friend called?
Homie-cide