There’s a new cereal out called 'LOST'...
So when your mom goes to the supermarket next time tell her to “Get LOST!”
I just finished candy shopping for Halloween.
That’s when the 55 and over seniors in golf carts show up for trick or trick, in my community.
They will have there choice of: Prilosec; Pepto, Zyrtec, Mylanta, or the ever popular, Gas-X.