"Can you tell me one of the most popular use for cowhide?"
"Sure, it holds cows together."
"Kulua Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...
... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight!"
Judy: Billy got fresh with me last night, so I slapped his face. But I was sorry just as soon as I did it.
Trudy: Because you care about him?
Judy: No, because he was chewing tobacco.