kid jokes

TEACHER: Alice, go to the map and find Australia
ALiCE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Now, class, who found Australia?
CLASS: Alice!

One kid asks the other
Q:"How old is your grandfather?"
A:"I don't know but we've had him for a long time."

"I don't think my mom knows much about children."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because she always puts me to bed when I am wide awake
and gets me up when I am sleepy."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" 

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."