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Big Shoes
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A boy, at the circus for the first time, sees a clown up-close and dressed from head to toe.

He says, "Look mom, there's big foot!"

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My cousin, a teacher, asked her young students, "Why should you never accept candy from strangers?"

One girl knew. "Because it might be past the sell-by date."

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Army Girl
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"Daddy," said my 10-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army."

"Baby," I answered, "I think the Air Force would be a better option for you."

"But I don’t want to be a pilot."

"You don’t have to be a pilot," I told her. "There are other jobs in the Air Force."

Her answer: "I don’t want to be a flight attendant either."

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Math Quiz
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Sammy wants to test the math skills of his 5 year old cousin, Perry. He asks him, "If you have two candies and I give you two candies, how many candies will you have?"

Without hesitating, Perry answers. "Before I answer that, first give me the two candies."

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