kid jokes

Billy and John were given a toboggan for their birthday. After they had been out playing in the snow, Billy was in tears.

“Now, John,” said his father, “I told you to let Billy use the toboggan half the time.”

“And I did,” said Billy. “I had it going down, and he had it going up.”

Larry tells Harry: When I grow up, I am going to be a policeman and follow in my father’s footsteps.
I did not know your father was a policeman, said Harry.
He is not …. He is a burglar replied Larry.

Little Johnny was raking leaves with his Dad who was telling him about how the fairies turned the leaves brown. He looked up puzzled and said: Dad haven’t you ever heard of photosynthesis?”

In Sunday school little Kathy was drawing a Nativity picture…. There were Mary and Joseph, shepherds and wise men.
“What’s that in the corner Kathy?” asked the teacher.
“That’s their TV, of course,” replied Kathy.