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Elephant in Sneakers
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Grandson: Why did the elephant where red sneakers?

Me: I don't know.

Grandson: So he could hide in the cherry tree. Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

Me: No.

Grandson: See, it works.

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Girl Named Internet
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My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet."

I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant.

For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

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Eggs Are No Yoke
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I wanted to come up with a "Joke of the day" about eggs.

So, I grabbed a carton of a dozen eggs, opened it and several were broken.

I guess the yoke is on me now.

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posted by "Mr" |
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Children Are Like Pancakes
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Children are like pancakes.

The first one always comes out a little weird.

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posted by "aod318" |