kid jokes

I was walking through the store, and I kept hearing an annoying kid yelling, “Grandma!"

I was walking past her when he finally found her. He said to her, “Grandma, where were you? You can't just leave me. What if someone kidnapped me?!”

Grandma replied, “I'm sure they'd bring you back pretty soon.”

Little Penny sees Little Millie coming back from girl scouts with several new badges.

Penny: "Say, what didja get that badge for?"

Millie: "For singing."

Penny: "Ooh, nice! And what didja get that badge for?"

Millie: "For not singing anymore."

Little Susie: "What do ya want for Christmas this year, Tommy?"

Little Tommy: "A calendar."

Little Susie (surprised): "A calendar, why's that?"

Little Tommy: "'Cause last week I pretended to be sick so I could stay home from school, and then I found out it was Saturday."