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Favorite this joke Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo.
Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Daddy," Benny said finally, "if the lion got out of his cage and ate you up..."
"Yes, son?" Benny's father said expectantly.
Benny continued, "What bus should I take home?
Child: "Mom, can I go out to play?"
Mom: "What? With those holes in your pants?"
Child: (looking down at his pants) "No, with the kids next door..."
Six-year old Sammy: "Mommy, I want to have a baby..."
Mommy: "I'm sorry Sammy, but little boys can't have babies."
Sammy: "Oh, okay... in that case, can I have a pony?"
The teacher told her class to copy the math problems she had written on the board and to draw a line between each problem. When she was grading the papers she noticed that little Susie had drawn flowers between the problems.
Teacher to Susie: "These are very pretty flowers, but why did you draw them on your math assignment?"
Susie: "I had to draw flowers because I don't know how to draw lions."
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