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My 5 year old daughter drew a nice picture of a princess and beautiful flowers and sunshine...

Then she brought the picture to her daddy and said, "Daddy, this is a picture of you and me... but I don't have time to draw you."

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posted by "Yeehoo" |

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I am constantly drinking Diet Coke.

On a rainy day I told my 9 year-old son that I needed an umbrella because I’m made of sugar and will melt in the rain.

He said, “You sure it's not artificial sugar?”

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posted by "Juniper" |

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Scott: "When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress!"

Billy: "Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scott, maybe you should start running now."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |

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Dad: "Johnny, go to bed. You're dozing off on the couch..."

Little Johnny (opening his eyes): "No dad, I'm not dozing... I'm just blinking reaaaally sloooowly."

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posted by "SirD" |