Farmer-A sells apples. Farmer-B sells bananas. What does farmer-C sell? Medicine, of course!
Shortly after my grandmother passed away, I took my daughter to her grave site, which was located beside a row of pine trees. “How nice,” I said. “Grandma has a great spot here in the shade.” My daughter replied, “Mom, aren't they all in the shade?”
Why should you never put an eel in a toaster? You will get an electric shock.
A father was teaching his 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. The daughter asked, "Do I click the square?" The father said, "Yes." The daughter then wanted to know, "Single click or double click?"