kid jokes

For Martin Luther King Day, I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place.

One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”

Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?

Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?

"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"