kid jokes

I found my 10-year-old son reading a book titled “How to Bring Up Children Properly”.

So I asked, "Sweetie, why are you reading that? It's for parents, so it's for me to read, not for you to read.”

The son replied, “That’s why I am reading it, to find out whether you are bringing me up properly.”

What do you call a geeky nerd who is texting and wears glasses?

A 'Pointexter'!

On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, "Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?"

After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, "You don't have to make up something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer."

My 10 year old son got a little upset when he found out the reason why I had him practice and memorize states and their capitals.

I told him, "Next week you have MAP testing."