misc jokes

What’s the good part about Alzheimer’s diseased?
You keep meeting new friends.

Dotty came into the office all aflutter about her husband, “You won’t believe this, Terry, but George takes a fishing- pole into the bathroom and tosses the hook into the tub.”
“You’ve got to be kidding,” gasped Terry. “Don’t you think you should take him to a psychiatrist?” “No time,” replied Dotty with a shrug. “I’m too busy cleaning fish.”

“My son decided to go into business on a shoestring,” said Sal.
“He has tripled his investment, but he’s still not satisfied, can you believe it?”
“Why not?” asked his body Lance.
“He can’t think of anything to do with three shoestrings.”

If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law, find a lawyer who knows the judge.