How does a guitar player make a million dollars?
He starts out with eight million.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks.
The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long,
now I am a conductor!"