misc jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
Mash-scara!

Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer?
A: There is White-Out on the screen.

Q: How do you know an Antartian has been using the computer?
A: There is White-Out on the screen.

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.