misc jokes

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost after he saw her all dressed up for Halloween?
A: You look boo-tiful!

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q: What's a haunted chicken?
A: Poultry-geist.

Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.

Q: Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos.

Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q: What's a haunted chicken?
A: Poultry-geist.

Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack.

Q: Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos.

Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.

It's time for all bad spellers to untie.
I yell because i care.
Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they're afraid they will
Taste funny?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Pets welcome: children must be on leash.
He who laughs last, has the best lawyer.
Actually i am a rocket scientist.
I've been dieting for 31 days and all i lost was 31 days.
Warning: i have an attitude and i know how to use it.
Take me drunk i'm home again
Don't do what i say do what i mean
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
I'm looking for the upper taker not the undertaker.
General custer wore arrow shirts.
The word verb is actually a noun.
It's not whether you win or lose, what counts is if i win or lose